Disclaimer: The following is a joke. I thought today is April's Fool. Truth is, it is actually not even written by me in the first place. Some ghost, call it Cupid or whatever, had me momentarily possessed and sprouting gibberish.

Wahooo, watching Dan the Man on webcast fills me with glee and takes me to the highest of highs!

I'm so gonna skip more lectures and gaze at him in the comfort of my room, full screen, maximum volume and up close. Boy, I sound like Humbert Humbert, just that there's a role reversal here.

Unfortunately, seeing him on my laptop screen lasted for all of thirty seconds at the beginning, after which the screen was filled with inanimate and uncute words, that struck a heartwrenching pain in the remaining pieces of my heart.

But, he said something that was music to my ears. "If you can't find it (your tutor's mailbox), well, try knocking on my door and from there I'll direct you."

How about I self-invite myself in for a cuppa coffee? Heh.

To The Apostrophe, claws off if you don't want a catastrophe. Grrr.