How to make somebody drop her camera, in 100 words or less.

Snippets of a surreal conversation with that freelancer

HER: "Where did you get your top from?"

ME: "Oh, you mean Natasha. Fate brought us together at Bugis."

HER: "How about the shorts?"

ME: "Vinny's the love of my life! To me, she's like rice in a food pyramid. Wardrobe staple! And when we're together, skin on skin, there's no denying that it's true love."

HER: "And your bag?"

ME: " I met him way before Natasha, same place. Actually, he died and came back to life. Taylor and me, we go a long way back. "

HER: "Shoes?"

ME: "Known as Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Dum and Dee for short. Together, they're DumDee. Not the most original of names, I know but it was a practical decision..I wanted their names to be self-descriptive. Tweed, you see. I took Tweedledum first, and Tweedledee followed suit. They come in a pair. How fascinating."

Some things bring out the bimbo in me.

All in the name of cheap entertainment.